I'll start off.
Once upon a time...
I
**** my own mom so hard she died.
The end
^ you sick
****.
I'll continue from 2012 hoax.
A boy named tanner
Fingering taylor's mom
Realizing he was fingering tuna.
So he sucked his dads dick so hard his dad came the atlantic ocean than his mom came home and asked him "jeez Tanner, why do you have cum all over your face" he responded by opening up a webpage and playing Lady Gaga's Born This Way.
The end.